well, It'd be better if you used lube ( if your mum and dad have any ) or use baby oil, lotion, baby gel ect.
The nouns in the sentence are: boy, hands, and soap.
Yes.
Slippery Soap is in fact a boy
Don't drop the soap.
A: yes. unless it burns then stop.
yes a 100cc is perfectly safe for a 12 year old boy a girl shouldn't be allowed on one e.g sean hayse
Should be pretty safe considering your only two years older than her.
Of course not!
Deodorant. Thus the name. Washing daily with deodorant soap is helpful. Antiperspirants may also be useful.
St. Elsewhere
the soap lifeboy
Though it is a little weird for a 20 year old man to be friends with a 13 year old boy, it can also be a good thing if the boy doesn't have anyone to look up to and is safe in the relationship.