It varies, depending on the specific individual or individuals involved.
In your particular case, I'd certainly expect it to be a short trip indeed.
The length of 10000 UK pennies, laid end-to-end, is approx 666 feet.
The rectum is at the end of the large intestine.
The rectum, that final (generally) straight length of the large intestine, ends at the anal opening or anus. A link is provided below.
The rectum is the final length of the intestine. The anus is the sphincter which allows its contents to be excreted (the bumhole)
The naturally occurring opening at the terminal end of the large intestine is the anus.
2 feet, or about the length of 2 standard rulers end to end.
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The length of a American football field is 120 yards or 360 feet (including the end zones).
This varies by the type of tractor and trailer. The standard conventional tractor ( conventional is a tractor with a sleeper berth) and trailer length is approx 72 feet from end to end but can vary from as short as 40 feet to as long as 130+ feet.
584 / 8 = length of 146 sheets of plywood laid end to end
The rectum
The rectum