This is slight vaginal discharge. This is very normal and common. However, if this discharge changes to a darker color and also causes burning, contact your doctor ASAP.
a damp cloth works...depending on how bad the white marks are
Women produce fluids in the vagina for lubrication or cleaning, etc. It's perfectly normal.
To make pants half white you can easily bleach the side of the pants you wish to be white.
Stain stick
take the poop and smear it all over a bathroom stall wall
You can stop wearing white pants and shoes after Labor Day.
I have seen White Stag Stretch Knit Pants at Walmart If you can't find white stag pants anymore. stretch pants are just as good as the White Stag brand. I just purchased 2 pants and 2 Capri's, because I could not find the sizes at Walmart anymore.
Neutrophils
Stores do not sell white pants after labour day but you can buy it the day before
Go and poo ur pants, take it out from ur pants and smear it all over yourself like the elephants do. That oughta keep you cool as a cucumber--err... covered in poo. :)
Stretch marks are usually red lines that look like the band on your pants or underwear. They have little ridges the shape of buttons or anything else that might be on the inside of your pants. Hope this helped!
White pants, green shirt.