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Maybe you should have a comic strip, that has the husband packing away the bed and the women making coffee with one hand and a bottle in another and the baby sitting up and smiling on the floor. "No need for a bed when you have a baby that's up only when you want to go to sleep".

How about Welcome to Baby jail.

You could suggest that guests observe five minutes silence, during which only the prospective parents can speak or talk on the phone. As it'll be the last opportunity they'll get to complete a sentence or take a phone call, uninterrupted for the next twenty years. You could also remind them, that life is fun, babies are funnier and new parents are the funniest of all!!!

Invest in a trash basket for the sensible, earnest advice when it all threatens their sense of fun and freedom.

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13y ago

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