Well it means she's sick. Could be anything from lungworms to some respiratory disease. If she's not responding to any antibiotic like Nuflor, Excenel or Draxxin, you should worm her.
slobber, coughing , not eating
It could mean that a cow is ready to give birth.
It could be. It could also be that the cow may be just going in or out of heat and the bull already caught her, which is why he's not interested in her. Without any further information such as if you seen her tail was crooked or she was acting funny in the hind end, this is all I can come up with for you as an answer to this question.
A breaching cow could mean a cow that is calving out a backwards calf.
It means laugh out loud cow.
No, a crayon is not a cow but unless you mean a different kind of cow then I have no clue at all.
slobber, coughing , not eating
Some symptoms include lack of coordination, trouble walking or standing, weight lossand decreased milk production.
A cow pat, cow pie or prairie muffin is cow dung in its natural state.
Marra mean mother of a cow.
It could be a either a cow mistaken for a steer due to lack of udder development, or a steer that looks like a cow. The question itself is a wee bit confusing because steers are cattle that are made to lack secondary sexual characteristics typical of bulls. A "full-grown" steer (though there's no such thing as steers continue to grow throughout their life, unlike cows and bulls) will look like a mature cow, but a more masculine cow at that. That is where the "steer-like cow" noun may come from because a particular cow may lack femininity enough that she appear more like a castrated bull than an actual cow. Such cows tend to be responsible for calves intended for market than for replacements.
Cows may show a variety of symptoms depending on their health issues. Common symptoms include lethargy, loss of appetite, coughing, diarrhea, and signs of pain or discomfort, such as bellowing or abnormal posture. Additionally, changes in milk production or behavioral changes can also indicate health problems. It’s important to monitor these signs closely and consult a veterinarian for proper diagnosis and treatment.