Thanks for asking. Having made love myself over eight times I can tell you unequivocally the ONLY proper way :)
At first there will be feelings of excitement and nervousness and some shy touching. This is BAD, no one wants to feel nervous. One time I was so nervous that I started breathing really hard even though I hadn't been running or exercising. I had to stand up I was so nervous and only just made it to the bathroom in time to throw up on the floor. Had to jam the door closed so it wasn't discovered until later when i was gone. Best thing to do when making love is get in there and done with it as fast as possible. Don't bother with taking all your clothes off as this is also kind of awkward and uncomfortable - pants have those handy zips for a reason ;) When you're in bed together just kind of jiggle around as fast as possible - no need to prolong this experience, particularly since God might be watching, or maybe Santa. I don't know anyone who would prefer a short time of making love to Christmas presents! So stay there for maybe 15-20 seconds tops, make some 'cow' noises (you've seen the movies), then breathe a sigh of relief - making love is over!
"Boning a girl" is a slang term often used to refer to having sexual intercourse with a woman. It is considered a crude and disrespectful way to talk about sexual activities.
The term "ride stick" is a sexual term. What it means is to have sex in a way. This is where a girl would be on top in most cases, when having intercourse.
"Tapping an ass" is a slang term that typically refers to having sexual intercourse with someone. It is considered a crude and disrespectful way to talk about sex.
Having intercourse while pregnant, does not affect your unborn baby in any way. Intercourse during pregnancy is okay in every way for as long as you are comfortable having sex.
shage your spouses brain out :)
By having intercourse with her and insert your penis in her vagina and ejaculate there.
Humans enjoy having intercourse with dolphins because it is way better than to commence intercourse with other humans.
Only if sperm still finds a way to enter the vagina.
You can't control this during sexual intercourse.
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The offensive or dating way: Girl The proper way: Lady
It means that a woman is sexually aroused and it is her body's way of naturally preparing itself for sexual intercourse.