your fart and the other fart that's coming in July
because a gas is coming out and when you fart sitting on your but it cant really come out so that is why we lean:)
you herd an nosie coming from you
Make your husband get something from the floor and as he is slowing coming up... FART!
Because you are a freak
No
...well, it was partially my fault...
You may have an infection or it is sore for some reason.
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Mucus coming from the rectum can be a normal occurrence, as the intestines produce mucus to help lubricate the stool and facilitate its passage. However, excessive mucus may indicate underlying issues, such as infections, inflammatory bowel conditions (like Crohn's disease or ulcerative colitis), or anal fissures. If the mucus is accompanied by other symptoms like pain, diarrhea, or blood, it's advisable to consult a healthcare professional for a proper evaluation.
Laughter doesn't cause farting, the reason why people fart while laughing is that the gas is allready there and when you laugh you kind of push on thoes mussels like you would when you are trying to fart and therefor this results in a fart coming out.
It is not possible to flatulate out of your penis. Air should not be coming out of your penis.