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Okay,
First grab a butter knife. Make sure it has been cleaned VERY well. This is important.
Next, take a slab of butter. Make sure it's REAL butter and not that "I Can't Believe It's Not" stuff.
Carefully scrape the butter on your chest until you get a nice glaze.
Once the butter has been applied to your chest, find a nice jar of raspberry preserves and use a fresh CLEAN butter knife and spread it on top of the butter.
Give it about a half hour and your chest will be feeling better. If not, repeat nightly until the chest pains go away.
Sincerely,
A Doctor
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