When is the best time to fart in public?

Answer 1

Farting is not socially acceptable so it should be done in private, like in the bathroom. Just excuse yourself, do it discretely and then return, no explanation needed. If it comes out accidentally, just say "Excuse me", loud enough for anyone to hear that heard the slip-up.

Answer 2

after having high fiber foods (cereal, beans, meat...)

if you have something with high fiber for dinner, you will fart all night (open your window)

if it is cold outside don't eat before bed or you will freeze in your sleep

Answer 3

The question is realy why should you not. Like the rest in the animal world our diets fill us with so many strange and wonerfur gases that we would explode if we did not fart. No longer funny however, we are fast becoming a bigger probem to green house gases.

Answer 4

A "fart" is rotten food in the colon waiting to naturally pass out.

also it is stinky air that passes through your body like a waste but comes out as a gas

Answer 5

You know when you are going to fart when you feel like taking a big dump

Answer 6

the best time to fart in public is when theres a lot of noise, and no one can hear your fart

Answer 7

When You Feel Something Coming...