You get laid!!!
Penis
no cause someone ate it
yes
It's sexual intercourse when you put a penis into a vagina.
it gets wet
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you'll probably get an erection en your penis gets wet.
Your penis ends up being cleaner than before you washed it.
Your penis dies
you smack her
His penis will erect.
penis cancer causes jack's death no