Why do I fart outloud?

Answer 1

my guide on how to fart.

first.tense your bum hard.

push out your but.

wait for the noise and smell.

if the smell is bad, accuse your friend of farting.

they will say no, then you say, eew i can smell ya bum.

they will shut up, and will feel abused.

if the smell is bad, open the doors and windows or turn on the fan.

try not to laugh, this will make it obvious.

to avoid farting, avoid baked beans.

you fart because simply.......you enjoy it and it express's your feelings.

the end.