Why do dads fart?

Answer 1

Because the toxic levels in the gas permeating from his rear contain the efficacy to effectively kill off all bacteria within the body of any human, or animal for that matter, which is blessed with the mighty aroma. It will guarantee that no bacteria or virus will enter the body affected with the gas.

Answer 2

It's because he eats lots of beans. Not just beans. If he's past 50 or 55, his doctor has probably told him to get a lot of fiber in his diet. Passing gas is one of the results.

Answer 3

because there is no where else for the gas to go.

Answer 4

becuz he wants to/needs to