Solution found! After suffering my entire adult life from often painful itching and hemorrhoids I found the solution on a trip to Thailand = the bathroom sprayer they use there to wash with after. Simply put it allows you to clean up without rubbing or using irritating chemicals. I noticed an immediate improvement and so I bought my own sprayer from http://www.bathroomsprayers.com and installed it myself in my own bathroom, easy. The problem has never returned. And it feels great. It’s the best thing you’ll ever do for yourself…or someone else.
Ok the penguin is remote-controled so that means it is a replica of you. So you itch you butt he itches his butt!! Your welcome my penguin is Rockhopper!! His password is Red Puffle.
Cuz there's a worm in your butt.
um. . . . . . . u itch where Eva u wanna itch people
I think it's because to do so in public is socially unacceptable. But I hear you man.
Yes a whale does get itches, especially in its butt region. To itch they have to fart a lot:)
when you feel the need to itch lol
when your butt cheecks itch
Cuz there black
When a mosquito bites you, secretions from their suckers make the bite itch.
Your back, your butt ( not to sound gross but its true), and your shoulder.
Could be caused by not wiping enough, sweat, or itchy undies.
BEND OVER AND RIP THAT SUCKER OUT!!!! or you could fart SO hard that it pushes out the wedgie!!!