Nothing. No food or liquid will help clean marijuana from your body. The only thing that will REALLY get marijuana out of your system, for SURE, is abstinence. Daily smokers will be clean in 2 to 6 weeks, or a month on average.
Unlike most other drugs, THC is fat-soluble: it stores itself in your fat cells. That's why drinking water won't do anything to remove it from your system, and that's why it takes such a long time to get it out of your system. Drugs like opiates or cocaine or speed stay in your bloodstream, so you can pee them out in a few days, but since THC stores itself in your fat cells, you basically have to work it off, like, exercise it off, which takes weeks, depending on your height and body weight. If you're short and skinny and you exercise a lot, you might have to stop smoking for only 2 weeks or so, but if you're large and you don't exercise, you'll have to wait a month, or even 6 weeks.
There are also detoxifying drinks you can take. I took one once (with success); it was called "Herbal Clean." You can buy them at GNC or other health stores like that. Except, they're just called detoxifying drinks or something. But if you ask the salespeople, they will usually know what you're talking about, and will find it for you.
Unfortunately, these drinks don't really clean marijuana from your system. They just mask it for a few hours (around 6 hours, I think). Also note that buying these drinks for the purpose of fooling a drug test is illegal. However, buying the drinks for any other reason is not illegal. So, do not say to the salespeople, "I need a drink to pass a drug test." Tell them, "I want a drink that will detoxify my system of drugs so I can get healthy." As long as you do not tell anyone that you want to pass a drug test, it is perfectly legal.
Staying hydrated, exercising, and eating a healthy diet can help your body metabolize marijuana faster. However, the most effective way to ensure it's out of your system is to stop using it and allow time for your body to eliminate it naturally.
No, the use of marijuana can not help the body fight off infection. It has helped the body reduce pain.
Anything with citric acid will help it get out of your body quicker. Orange or lemon juice work well, as well as most fountain drinks.
Vitamin C. Drinkin plenty of orange juice has been proven to dull down the high and make the tetrahydracanabanoid (THC) cells recover faster. However it takes about three days for marijuana to be completely taken out of your system and if you have been smoking it excessively it can stay in your system for months even without smoking anything.
Attempting to cheat or alter a urine test for marijuana may have consequences if caught. It is best to be honest about marijuana use and its potential impact on the test results. Drinking plenty of water and exercising to increase metabolism may help to naturally eliminate THC from the body over time.
No. Marijuana, if anything, will help reduce any feelings of nausea, indigestion or other discomforts antibiotics can cause.
Drinking plenty of water, exercising, and eating a healthy diet can help accelerate the process of eliminating marijuana from your system. There are also detox products available that claim to help cleanse your system, but their effectiveness is not scientifically proven. Ultimately, the best way to remove marijuana from your system is to allow time for your body to naturally metabolize and eliminate it.
Marijuana causes weight GAIN not loss. A common side effect is "the munchies", where you ravenously devour anything that resembles food. Marijuana is frequently used by AIDS victims to help give them an appetite.
No
You are being tested for the chemicals that your body uses to metabolize the marijuana not the marijuana itself. The ocean Spray will not help.
Vinegar is not a proven method for removing marijuana from the body. The body eliminates marijuana through metabolism and excretion processes that can't be altered by consuming vinegar. Staying hydrated and maintaining a healthy lifestyle can help the body naturally detox over time.
No. Smoking won't help anything. Marijuana is not proven to decrease or increase the chance of any kind of cancer.