What do you do if your dog eats marijuana?

Answer 1

Your marijuana will be gone, your refrigerator raided and the dog laying on the couch talking about how he'll look for a bone "next week". Do not expect rent from this dog, and get used to your chew toys disappearing or showing signs of use.

Answer 2

It depends on the amount your dog eats as well as the size of the dog. Let's say a Great Dane eats 2 grams - not really a huge deal you just want to watch them. On the other hand, let's say a Yorkie eats 2 grams, you're probably going to want to take it to the vet.

Answer 3

My suggestion would be to run (this is SERIOUS. Don't walk, RUN!) to Walmart or your closest store, buy him or her 5 large cans of soft dog food in a can, and purchase The Beatles "Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band" CD (or quickly load to iTunes). The food will perfectly satisfy his munchies, and the music will help him or her to daydream about jumping through fields with poodles, playing in the lake with dalmations, and chasing cat-shaped sticks. Also, if you put a dob of peanut butter on his nose, it will entertain and distract him for hours, while providing you immense entertainment as well.

Answer 4

Give it plenaty of water and let him wear it off, if will eventually work it's way through his system and unless he ate a huge pile of it there won't be too many, if any serious side effects.

Answer 5

one of two things depending on the amount, 1. it gets stoned but is ok 2. it gets stoned but is sick

Answer 6

the dog will get high but nothing will happen to the dog

it will just get the same sideaffect as a human

Answer 7

Make him some brownies quick