No
There is no scientific evidence to support the claim that drinking Certo can help someone pass a drug test for methamphetamine. Certo, a fruit pectin often used in cooking and canning, may have some anecdotal popularity in detox regimens, but its effectiveness is not proven. Drug tests are designed to detect specific substances, and consuming Certo is unlikely to alter the results. It's always best to avoid drug use rather than rely on unverified methods to pass a test.
Gatorade and creatine will not help you pass an alcohol test. Alcohol tests typically measure the presence of alcohol in your system, and neither Gatorade nor creatine can alter or mask the effects of alcohol. Staying hydrated and consuming electrolytes may help you feel better after drinking, but they won't affect the test results. The best way to pass an alcohol test is to avoid consuming alcohol altogether.
If you take it instead of (not in addition to) cocaine, then sure.
Terribly. The idea is, if you take Certo you'll pee more, and this will dilute the drugs in your urine. The problem is, pectin pulls MORE drug metabolite out of your body into your urine...so instead of having a metabolite quantity in your urine that's too low to be detected, you wind up with more of it in your urine. Certo is for making jelly. Unless you want to do that, don't get Certo.
Yes
In order to pass an alcohol urine test, refrain from drinking any alcohol. However, cleaning your body out with a lot of water and cranberry juice can help get rid of any of the alcohol toxins still lingering.
No, creatine and vitamin B12 cannot help you pass an alcohol test. Alcohol tests typically measure the presence of ethanol in the bloodstream or breath, and these substances do not affect alcohol metabolism or detection. While creatine might influence some urine tests, it does not alter blood alcohol levels. The only reliable way to pass an alcohol test is to abstain from drinking alcohol.
Taking creatine does not help to pass an EtG alcohol test. EtG (ethyl glucuronide) tests specifically detect the presence of alcohol metabolites in the body, and creatine has no effect on these metabolites. Therefore, using creatine will not mask or eliminate the presence of alcohol in the system. The best way to pass an EtG test is to abstain from alcohol consumption.
No, perfume in no way shape or form will help you pass a drug test. Wearing perfume won't change anything. Also, most perfumes contain alcohol. So if alcohol is part of the drugs being tested for, whether a breathalyzer or blood test, drinking perfume will only make you test positive for alcohol.
Certo/Suregel when drank with electrolytes bonds to the fat cells and covers them in a gel, making the fat cells untestable on a panel test. Were it labbed, the gel would dissipate by the time the test was done, and you would be busted.
Drinking water can help dilute the alcohol in your urine, potentially reducing the concentration of alcohol detected in a test. However, it does not eliminate alcohol from your system; only time can do that as your body metabolizes the alcohol.
Drinking denatured alcohol will cause you to fail two tests: an alcohol test and a sanity test. Denatured alcohol? Are you out of your MIND? The methanol in it WILL make you go blind. This is no hoax. This stuff will blind you, destroy your kidneys and ultimately kill you dead. For God's sake, man, if you are drinking denatured alcohol seek help right now.