Any good fat jokes

Answer 1

That man is so fat, he makes footprints in concrete

you are so fat you got baptized at sea world

that man is so fat, on his scales it said 'to be continued'

that woman is so fat, she bleeds strawberry sauce

that man is so fat, people jog round him for exercise

that woman s so fat , her belly button makes an echo

that man is so fat, his cereal come with a lifeguard.

i hope there are enough jokes here!