How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

Answer 1

• Imagine you are a blond, if you ain't one

• Put her in a circular room and tell her to find four corners

• Get a piece of paper and write please turn over on both sides

• Put her in front of mirror so she has someone to talk to.

• Put a carton of apple juice in her front, she will CONCENTRATE for hours

• Teach her to spell.

• Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

• Give her a bag of M & M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order!

• Give her two shovels and ask her to take her pick

• Make her phone herself until someone answers.

• Lock her in a closet

• Give her a bottle of shampoo that says "Lather, Rinse, and Repeat"

• Ask her "Which came first the Chicken or the Egg"

• Give her a book of Blonde Jokes

• Give her a dictionary, and tell her to stop reading it when she figures out who did it.

• If you want to keep yourself busy too, you can tell her a joke and wait until she gets offended.