You don't.
If you are a bastard it means that you were born when your parents weren't married.
Bésterd.
General George S. Patton, jr. is credited with this quote. There are a couple variants of the wording. Such as: "the other bastard" is also quoted as "some other poor bastard" --His exact wording is unknown.
When William the Conqueror was growing up he was called William the B*****d because his parents were not married. After the Battle of Hastings, he was called William the Conqueror because of his take over of England.
Born around 1028, William was the illegitimate son of Duke Robert I of Normandy, and Herleve (also known as Arlette), daughter of a tanner in Falaise. Known as 'William the Bastard' to his contemporaries, his illegitimacy shaped his career when he was young.
by spraying it
How to pass your hyper stage in my lil bastard is easy keep doing what you did before for a reason because its to stinky because of the turds Oh sorry forgot to pass you Must simply THROW THE FRISBE
get it pissed nd let it throw malatovs
A free on-line game.
It's quite simple, really! All you have to do is make your lil bastard throw the molotovs and the happy will go up.
By growing it up all the way
You have to reteach him/her everything you taught him before.That includes:Pottytraining,Smoking,and humping! xD
feed him 10 of the dog bones
You have to make him happy when he doesn't have arms and he poops money
You keep spraying him everytime he tries to take a hit of the cigarette...
No
every time he poops on the floor spray him/her until it sits on the toilet