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The Romans had been getting tired of the Germans always trying to invade their land, and so they invented a time machine, so they could go back in time.

It bought them a couple of decades, in which they perfected the atomic bomb, the hydrogen bomb, and churros. They used their time machine to go back to 1917, almost a few months before Roman Hanukkah, but their religious beliefs prevented them from using the bomb until they sacrificed a turkey raped with a banana in the full moon, provided by Selene, the goddess of the moon. By the time the Romans had finally detonated the atom bomb in Berlin, German casualties along with their weakened Babylonian axis powers led to the victory of the Mongol-Roman Allies.

Romans celebrate to this day with a month-long Turkey Rape with A Churro, orgies, public sex, and total debauchery, everything goes. I am glad someone is taking interest in my culture.

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