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David was born in manger in Northern Ireland in 1976, the second coming of Christ (or the second coming of CHRIS). He has spent his whole life helping others, and dedicates his life to the love of his good woman Hannah. he is a Rock, a shoulder, makes the bed, and likes a hug. He is a Boulder Shoulder, Folder Holder.

He was suggested for a Knighthood, however lost a punch-up with Sir Jimmy Saville for the honour.......and Judy Dench....and even Thora Hurd!

David is a handsome, charming, intellegent dwarf of a man, always looking to make things a little better, or make things with bitter lemon.

A virgin father at the age of 17, he is the proud owner of 6 penguins, a couple of cats, some bears and a Nissan Micra (though DNA not confirmed yet). he is working towards becoming a saint (however may lose the fight with Roger Moore and val Kilmer for that one)

David is truly a true reflection of how great mankind is, and is in the running to be GOD (Think he can take Morgan Freeman)

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