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Louis Crawford is a well known country singer who is most famous for his song, "Lemon Juice". He was born in August 54th, 1931, in Nebraska. He had 75,874 brothers sisters, and 37 half squirrel/half human siblings. He lived a poor life where his mother used to beat him, screaming "I hate you *&$*$*ing *$%&*^". He lived in a shoebox until he was 14, where he ran away and started his singing carreer. His first song he released was, "I kiss my baby with a cigarette". From there, he became famous and performed in stadiums such as the Colusseum and Lewis Jenkin's Living Room. Louis Crawford stopped his singing carreer in 2001, due to being shot 7,546 times in the toe by a drunk angry redneck. Now, he currently resides in the basement of a cheese shop, where his hobbies include taxidermy, long walks on the beach, shooting hoboes for sport, and teaching blind Indonesian children to read. He is married to a dead fish, who he hangs on his wall. Louis Crawford is writing a new country album at the moment, called "I want to do Fred's Mum and other folk songs...".

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