Why was England such a good place for the vikings?

Answer 1

It was surrounded by coast, yet had other countries close by, so they were able to voyage there by boat, even though the conditions were poor. They'd then travel by chariot carrying a laser gun, operated by a unicorn's horn juice. They would walk around with their bottom half exposed to brag about their 'naked weapon', as it's refereed to in Shakespeare. They would plait their hair with daisy-chains, and knit cushions for their loved ones. If their loved ones did not accept the token of love, their head was chopped off, and used as a bowl for future meals of the vikings.

Really hoped this helped! Btw- it's all true up to when i say about the laser gun, i thought my answer was too small and wished to add to it, even though it's a bunch of ramble. :)