A young ventriliquist is touring bars and stops at a bar in a small town. He is doing his main blonde jokes with his little puppet until suddenly a blonde in the audience jumps upand yells, "You are giving blondes a bad name! We are not dumb because of our hair colour! We are just as intelligent as any of you brunettes or redheads! Just because of our hair colour you are singling us out and bullying us! You think you can just use us!" The man is very embarrassed and starts apoligising immediatly until the blonde shouts, "Oh, you stay out of this! I am talking to the little guy on your lap making these rude jokes!"
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Blonde jokes are short because if you were to have a joke that goes on and on the person whom you are telling the joke to will lose interesteds in what you are telling him/her.
Well obviously it would be Shelby Wilder:)
Blonde #1- I can't seem to find the car keys! Blonde #2- Well Hurry up and find them! It's starting to rain and the car hood is down! :D xD
yo mama is so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
tell her a joke on saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Monday
Tell her a joke on Monday
cool story bro needs more cucumbers
Well, this is a blonde joke and a Brazilian joke. A blonde was reading a newspaper and it said "Three Brazilian soldiers died today in Iraq." The blonde got scared and asked someone, "how much is a Brazilian?"