What a hobnock?

Answer 1

Hobnocker

• A hobnocker is someone that does something illegal and gross (not to be confused with "hobnobber," which is a cool and awesome geek).
• A hobnocker is someone that is addicted to illegal drugs, or an alcoholic.
• A hobnocker is a derogatory term describing a lowlife and pervert.
• A hobnocker is a person who goes around slapping people with their genitalia, masturbating in public or engaging in sexual acts with animals.

Apparently this term was first used by Wade Collins and then David Archuleta on the "iCarly" show. It does not appear in any reputable dictionary. The Urban Dictionary has several suggested definitions, but they only started appearing afterthe "iCarly" episode aired. So, it is whatever the writers of the show wanted it to mean. Whatever it is, it is "gross" and "illegal."

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