What is the best way to annoy someone?

Answer 1

• Singing ABBA songs at people in a highpitched, tuneless whine usually irritates sufficiently.
• If it's a man you want to annoy, just hide the tv remote.
• Try staring at the person without speaking.
• Every time the person speaks, say "what?" each time they repeat it, as though you can't hear what they are saying.
• For someone to continually strum their fingers on a tabletop drives me nuts!
• If it is a sibling just take stuff from their room that realy bugs me.
• Knock on their door then hide in your room until they go back in their room then do it over and over again.
• Call them from a friends phone pretending to b a celebrity or their crush.
• Act like you have amnesia.

Answer 2

Talk in a squeaky voice and like he is a baby. Works every time.