A hink pink for "fake bake" would be "phony tan." It's like when your skin looks like it spent a week in the Caribbean, but really you just sprayed on some color in your bathroom. So next time someone compliments your glow, just smile and say thanks, but we all know the truth behind that "fake bake."
It is fake snake.
phony pony
fake cake
fake rake
fake snake
phony crony
fake lake
fake lake
false valse
fake snake (:
Hink-pinks are usually adjective-noun combinations. That question is usually "What is a hink-pink for an artificial body of water?" The answer is a "fake lake."
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