While it's a common urban myth that Spiders seek out human orifices, the likelihood of a spider crawling into someone's anus after using the restroom is extremely low. Spiders generally prefer dark, undisturbed areas and are not attracted to the human body in that manner. Maintaining good hygiene and being aware of your surroundings can further reduce any concerns about insects.
If it wants to.
about 4 minutes depending on anus width
No- from an organ called the spinneret.
It could but it probably not like it there and crawl out. It would not survive long. Be careful.
It is unlikely for bugs to crawl into your anus. If you are experiencing uncomfortable sensations in that area, it is important to consult a healthcare provider for a proper diagnosis and treatment.
Spiders are unlikely to crawl up your butt. They generally prefer dark and secluded places where they can find prey easily. If you have concerns about spiders, it's best to maintain good hygiene and keep your living space clean to reduce the chances of encountering them in unwanted places.
Technically speaking, yes, spiders spin webs from their bottom.
The anus is attached or right underneath the rectum, and the anus pushes the food to your bottom or bladder for you to go to the washroom.
I heard that it can be born without an anus :S
It's like taking a razor blade to your anus.
Yes, they are dating. She is currently taking it in the anus.
Yes, it is completely normal to bleed from your anus when taking a dump. I normally spew out so much blood, there is more blood then Excrement.