How long does it take to pick out an outfit for school?

Answer 1

For most males, not very long at all. The process goes:

1. Pick the first thing I see that's clean and fits.

2. If nothing found, pick the first thing I see that isn't emitting an aroma that would stun a water buffalo at twenty paces and fits.

3. If nothing found, wear the first thing I see that fits.

That's maybe 20 seconds for route 1, possibly 40 for route 2, and no additional time for route 3, because you already picked up something to sniff it as a part of route 2 anyway, so just go with whatever stinky thing you're holding.

For females, I have no idea. Weeks, probably.