Would make you chuckle

Answer 1

A duck walks into a store and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The cashier replies, "No, we don't have any grapes." The next day, the duck returns and asks again. This continues for a week until the cashier finally says, "If you ask for grapes one more time, I’ll nail your beak to the floor!" The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The cashier replies, "No." The duck then asks, "Good, do you have any grapes?"