Yes. Be able to refute the evidence that the US Attorney will bring against you.
United States.
Perhaps on a RICO charge, or the home was purchased with drug or organized crime money. Not generally.
If more than one person is involved in planning a federal crime (or a crime that falls within federal jurisdiction), then it is a conspiracy. Drug conspiracies are usually indictable by the RICO statute, which is very broad.
Puerto Rico is a commonwealth of the United States. Puerto Rico defense is provided by US goverment. Puerto Rico is like a state of the union. Same rules apply.
The Spanish word for "rich" (rico, rica) could have the opposite pobre (poor).
"The mob" is not a crime ina and of itself. It is part of a criminal conspiracy and is usually prosecuted under the RICO statutes (Racketeering Influcenced Corrupt Organizations).
DoDEA=Department of Defense Education Activity
There are many places where one could could book a room in the city of Isabela in the territory of Puerto Rico. The best hotels to book in Puerto Rico would be hotels like Costa Dorada.
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The girlfriend's charges: she will be charged with illegal immigration at the very least. The boyfriend's charges will be assisting a felony, underage housing of an nonpaying guest (probably), using technical marriage allowances without actually being married, and absolutely with illegal transport of supplies (assuming you move her stuff into the apartment as well).
No, there are no nude beaches in Puerto Rico. You may find a beach way out of the way to do some nude sunbathing, but if you are caught you may face criminal charges as the island is pretty conservative when it comes to actual nudity... (not many thongs either)