if the bike has one seat, it is illegal because of safety issues, but if it has two seats, it is perfectly fine.
Yes, but you shall endure the frownyface of doom. And it's illegal.
2
if the bike goes from 0-5 in the same amount of time (2 seconds) then they are accelerating at the same rate.
no
NO! marrying 2 people at the same time lawfully is illegal and will get you a lot of time in the clink. it doesn't matter where those 2 are from. its bigamy
It means you had too may people on the bike. It also means you got a warning from God- Bikes are for 1 or 2 people- Next time "This will be you!"
(in the US) No.
I don't know. People don't say anythig of the sort anywhere.
No they cannot, it is illegal.
no but it should be
2 if iits is an normal one
The same way you ride any other motorcycle.