"¿Qué cuentas?" translates to "What's up?" or "What's new?" in English. It's a common greeting used to ask someone how they are doing or what's going on in their life.
Aaahh!! Q me cuentas cuanto tienes de haberte ido
If you are using slang, it means "whats up"
I tell you/say to you more than you realise/take account of
"Orale q vien mija" translates to "come on, hurry up, girlfriend" in English.
"Si q ases" seems to be a misspelling of "Sí qué haces," which translates to "what are you doing?" in English.
Aaahh!! Q me cuentas cuanto tienes de haberte ido
If you are using slang, it means "whats up"
Translation of ¿Que me cuentas?: What can you tell me? or Do you have anything interesting to tell me?
I tell you/say to you more than you realise/take account of
count or the bill (as in a restaurant) tell me tells (as in Tells a story)
Assuming Q is que, then: what are you doing, my love?
"Orale q vien mija" translates to "come on, hurry up, girlfriend" in English.
"Si q ases" seems to be a misspelling of "Sí qué haces," which translates to "what are you doing?" in English.
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It could be part of a sentence like:Lo que cuentas no es verídico --- What you are telling is not trueVeo que lo que cuentas es dinero suficiente --- I see that you are counting enough money.Que me cuentas means: What's up? or What's new?
"Que no le cuentas" in Spanish means "don't tell him/her." It is used when someone wants to keep a secret or not reveal certain information to someone else.