Depending on the usage:
What are you counting
What do you count
What do you say
What is your story
What is happening with you
If you are using slang, it means "whats up"
"Que no le cuentas" in Spanish means "don't tell him/her." It is used when someone wants to keep a secret or not reveal certain information to someone else.
The saying "cuentas conmigo para todo" means "you can count on me for anything."
I tell you/say to you more than you realise/take account of
"Que gato hummmmmmm" does not have a specific meaning in Spanish. It seems like a nonsensical phrase or perhaps a mistyped expression.
If you are using slang, it means "whats up"
It could be part of a sentence like:Lo que cuentas no es verídico --- What you are telling is not trueVeo que lo que cuentas es dinero suficiente --- I see that you are counting enough money.Que me cuentas means: What's up? or What's new?
"Que no le cuentas" in Spanish means "don't tell him/her." It is used when someone wants to keep a secret or not reveal certain information to someone else.
Translation of ¿Que me cuentas?: What can you tell me? or Do you have anything interesting to tell me?
that is like saying...good, so what's new?... but its actually supposed to be que CUENTAS not CONTAS
what's new, cousin (female)
The saying "cuentas conmigo para todo" means "you can count on me for anything."
what can you tell about William and his new wife
bien bien que mas que me cuentas?
I'm doing great. What about you? How is life going?
It means "what else can you tell me about what we talked the other day"
I tell you/say to you more than you realise/take account of