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The Lighter Side
First you have to determine which is the bigger pest, the Squirrels or the Council. Are the squirrels causing the council, or is the council causing the squirrels?.
Please Remember that eliminating Councils is frowned upon, It comes under the heading of Terrorism, and can cause a case of big burly men in riot gear to come bursting through your front door at the crack of dawn to drag you off for a game of 40 questions down at your local nick, and a very long stay in one of Her Majesties hotels better known as a prison.
It is far easier to vote the council out, (and think of the money you save in front door repairs).
Remember that squirrels are attracted to nuts, so any council with loony policies should be voted out pronto. (It has been made clear to this writer, that he has just summed up all the councils in the UK). So it looks like this has become a nationwide problem.
I'll get back to you on this question, I have to go and confer with the squirrels.
What else can I help you with?
How do you get rid of squirrels in attic?
kill them
What methods have proven track records regarding how to get rid of squirrels?
The most proven track record of getting rid of squirrels is an exterminator. They have a very good track record in Massachusetts for removing squirrels.
How do you get rid of squirrels ruining plants and chairs?
Call an exterminator.
A sentence with the word 'rid'?
We're having a yard sale to get rid of all the junk we have in the basement.How can we rid the world of war and hatred?In the rainy season we don't get rid of mosquitoes.Dad has tried everything to get rid of the squirrels in his garden.Once we had lice in our home, it was extremely difficult to get rid of it.
How did the grey squirrels get rid of the red squirrels?
The Red Squirrel was originally from Scotland and the Grey Squirrel from America. They both thrived in their separate lands until someone brought over the Greys to the UK. They reproduced rapidly and stole the Red Squirrels food and attacked Red Squirrel populaces. Now the Red Squirrel is endangered. But NOT exctinct. The Grey Squirrels have not got rid of the Red Squirrels.
Are neighbors allowed to keep squirrels in their attics?
People usually don't keep squirrels in their attics - the squirrels usually get inside without them knowing the animals are there. Squirrels in an attic can be very harmful - they tear up things and leave droppings and urine and can cause disease. You should let your neighbors know that they need to call animal control to get rid of the squirrels.
How do you get rid of flying squirrels and keep them from coming back?
Shoot em and eat them. If they are in the attic hook up a white disco lamp there for a few nights.
Where did the Pied Piper make his offer to get rid of the rats?
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How do you get moth ball smell out of attic We put moth balls in attic to get rid of squirrels but now are dealing with moth ball smell.?
It will take ventilation and time.
Do woodchucks have more in common with squirrels or mice?
squirrels.
Are fox squirrels bigger than grey squirrels?
yes .Fox squirrels are bigger than grey squirrels
How did the tryrahts help to bring about democracy to the Athens?
Nothing. The people got rid of them because they were horrible. They. Replaced them with the Council of 400(500).
