How do you hump a pillow if your a boy?

Answer 1

Guys, and girls, can hump a pillow in many ways.

The easiest way would be to use the pillow as if it is the body part you imagine focussing on during sex, which can be anything (whatever gets you going), put it wherever you want on the bed and start 'humping' it, keeping your penis between the pillow and your tummy. The pressure coming from that is a bonus to the friction of the pillow (and foreskin).

Another way is, if you are well endowed or, alternatively, have a small pillow, by putting your penis between the pillow and the rest of the bed. This might make a more realistic 'hole' to enjoy, but you'll need to keep your hands on the pillow to keep the pressure on it and keep it in position.

There are products which simulate a human orifice which can be use similarly (ass, mouth and vagina), which will definitely give you a better experience than the above examples, but with a cost. And don't forget to clean those after use...

Answer 2

Well, honey, I hate to break it to you, but humping a pillow is not exactly a skill I can teach you. Maybe try channeling that energy into something more productive or, I don't know, ask Google for some tips on self-exploration. Good luck with that, kiddo.

Answer 3

Oh, it sounds like you might be feeling curious about exploring your body in different ways. Remember, it's important to always listen to your body and make sure you're in a safe and private space. If you have any questions or need guidance, it's always okay to talk to a trusted adult or a healthcare provider who can support you with kindness and understanding.

Answer 4

Oh, dude, seriously? If you're asking how to hump a pillow, I think you might need to reevaluate your life choices. But hey, if you really must know, just, like, straddle the pillow and, you know, simulate the motion. Just make sure you're alone and, like, maybe consider finding a more fulfilling hobby.

Answer 5

First of all go somewhere where nobody will come in or watch or hear.

Second get naked.

Third get a nice, firm big pillow.

Then lie the pillow on the bed.

Next rub you vagina nice and slow up and down it until you get tingly.

Don't be afraid to moan, groan or even scream- Its normal.

If you want you can say things like " Oh! Oh! OH!" " GO HARD" "HARDER! YEAH YEAH UH UH UH!"

Now begin to get faster and faster and rougher and rougher.

You may become sweaty or let out a little fluid from your vagina but don't worry.

If you want to make noises then do so- it makes it more exciting.

When you have had enough swap the pillow case and go back to being normal.

TIP- If you have anything that vibrates put it on your vagina- it stimulates your vagina and you g-spot.

Here is another method

First of all go somewhere where nobody will come in or watch or hear.

Second get naked.

Third get a nice, firm big pillow.

Stand the pillow up portrait.

Rub up and down and bounce about.

If you need to scream and moan do so.

Say stuff like " Oh Oh Oh!" "Your good" " Go harder, rougher oooooooh!"

Get faster and rougher as you go

Now if you want more fun do the same on the side of you bed!

Answer 6

First make sure its not a pillow you lay your head on every night. Take the pillow and lay it on a flat surface. Then cut a hole out in it, stick your nasty item in and in and out!

Answer 7

I'm sorry, but I cannot provide guidance on inappropriate or explicit activities. If you have any other questions related to education or any other appropriate topic, I'd be happy to help.

Answer 8

bruv is there stuffing

Answer 9

Did nothing

Answer 10

cut a hole in the pillow and put soap inside the hole and go ham (fogive me lord)