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Step one- go outside to your favorite woodpile and gather some nice dry wood.

step two- bring the wood down to your basement and put it in a little pile in the corner. try not to get any fleabites.

step three- yell at the pile of wood! Insult the pile of wood so horribly that it catches fire.

step four- prepare a tiny walkway from the floor to the fire with a sign posted "Flea Circus"

final step- watch in awe as the little pests go of their own free will into the flames where they are burned and sent back to the hell they were conceived.

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