How many buttcheeks are in the world?

Answer 1

This depends on if we are talking about human buttcheeks only or those of other animals too. There are two buttcheeks for every person so there are aproximately 13.8 billion human buttcheeks in the world at this point.

Answer 2

the answer is not that simple, you see. First of all, taking in the approximate number of alive human specimens in the world we see today would have to be about 7 billion people. Then, multiply this particular number by a simple 2.

The answer is now 14 billion. However, we must take into account the dead souls, the ones in commas, the ones in the mother's bellies, and abnormal people (those with 3 or more butt cheeks). And the unfortunate; those with a mere singular cheek.

After calculating all these various possibilities, the answer is now an exact 18.32666 billion gluteus maximus.