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What are some good hippo jokes?

Trevorhay543 ∙

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∙ 11y ago

Updated: 12/20/2022

1. What do you call a long haired hippo? - A hippy

2. What's a hippos favourite type of music? - Hip-hop

3. And what does he listen to it on? - His Hi-Pod

4. How do you give a hippo an injection? - With a hippodermic needle

5. What does an old hippo need? - A hippoperation

6. How does a hippo say hello? - Hi-po!

7. What is a hippos favourite dance? - The hippo hippo shake

8. What do you call a one legged hippo? - A hoppo

9. What do you call a hippo with wings? - Hippothetical

10. What do you call a lying hippo? - A hippocrite

11. What do you call a hippo who thinks he is ill? - A hippochndriac

12. What is a hippos favourite dessert? - Hippo - pot - o'mousse

13. What does Dr Hippo take? - The hippocratic oath

14. What do you call a jolly hippo? - Happo!

15. What's a Hippopotamus's favourite word? - HIPPOPOTAMUS!"

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