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Fish: Hey Mr. Whale what's going on?

Whale: Well to be honest I'm kinda depressed

Fish: Aw, I'm sorry to hear that. Have you tried swimming around?

Whale: Yeah I've tried swimming around.

Fish: have you tried eating some plankton?

Whale: yeah I've tried eating some plankton.

Fish: well I guess that's about all a whale can do huh?

Whale: Yep, and none of it helped. I'm still all depressed. And you know what else?

Fish: what's that?

Whale: this is a robbery! Give me your God damn money!

Fish: whoa this took a turn

Whale: I said gimme yo money bitch.

Fish: I don't understand what's going on here.

Whale: I'm not depressed! That was just a rouse. Hell, I don't even know if whales can get depressed.

Fish: alright, alright I don't want any trouble

Whale: you're Damn right you don't want any trouble! I'm a whale! Do you know how big whales are? People use whales as a synonym for God damn gigantic that's how big whales are.

Fish: alright, alright. But uhh, there is something I should tell you. I'm an undercover cop! This is a sting!

Whale: aww man this is crap!

Fish: so how's this gonna go? The easy way? Or the hard way.

Whale: I can't go to jail man. You know what they do to whales in jail? Nothing because whales are God damn humongous but it's still an Inconvience.

Fish: well maybe we could work something out. Off the record.

Whale: I would appreciate that. I've got tickets to Phantom of the Opera tomorrow.

Fish: how about you give me whatever cash you've stolen and we can pretend this never happened.

Whale: that sounds reasonable, except I'm an internal affairs officer investigating corruption!

Fish: well then have I got a surprise for you! I'm not really a cop. I'm a fry cook at steak and shake.

Whale: I'll be honest I don't fully understand where that leaves us.

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