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Monkey Chow is what your mother feeds you because she hasn't told you that you are adopted just yet.

You see, because she does not care enough to tell you these important details, she does not need to give you the proper nourishment, established by the FDA exemplified in the Food Pyramid.

Monkey Chow can range in flavor and texture, based upon the relationship between you and your non-biological mother. There is a known scientific linear relationship, that establish creates variability of Monkey Chow from pleasant but mushy chow to sharp & bolt & nuts like texture (Most caused by the presence of bolts and nuts in you Monkey Chow)

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15y ago

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