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Run away. A middle-aged couple were walking in a wooded area known for bears. The wife asked her husband of 30 years, "What should we do if we see a bear?". The husband replies, "We should run like hell in the other direction". The wife chuckles and asks sarcastically, "Honey, do you seriously think, at your age, in your physcial condition, that you can outrun a bear?" The huband replies, "Oh, I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you."

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