Why are parents so anoying?

Answer 1

Because when children come out of the womb they are granted 2 different pills. The parents choose how they want their child to be. Being the horrible parents everyone are they give the child the annoying pill. The payoff is the child doesn't become a prostitute or serial killer later in life. So be glad these children are taking the right pill. Otherwise they would kill you.

Answer 2

Because they have to make sure you dont die from doing stupid things. Otherwise all their efforts to keep you alive have been wasted. And no-one likes wastage.

Answer 3

They're not. They are sweet and adorable babies that bring joy to peoples' lives.if you are a teen they might be.