You probably can't, since most turds are not solid enough and would fall apart; further, they are made of fecal matter (body waste), and they would not be very sanitary to touch. But perhaps you are asking about a certain slang expression. Polishing a turd is slang for trying to disguise or cover up a situation that is really bad. This expression is considered vulgar. A cleaner version of it is to "put lipstick on a pig"-- it also refers to dressing up or disguising a bad situation by making it seem like it's not so bad after all.
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Turd on the Run was created in 1972.
The Yiddish word for "turd" is "af."
turd, turdville and turd centeral.
While the size of the largest turd ever produced has not been officially recorded, the longest human turd ever recorded is believed to be 26 feet. This unusually large turd was expelled by a woman who suffered from a condition called a "megacolon."
Turd= slang for a piece of excrement So, it means dog excrement
Kamara means turd, yes a big nasty turd with worms!
Big Time Rush sang The Giant turd song
A turd is a mixture of things. Majority is dead bacteria that lived in you large intestine and the rest is undigested food. So there isn't a one formula for a turd.
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