Sample emcee script for agro industrial fair?

What is someone called who gets easily impressed? How is mother-in-law called in Punjabi? Why do men walk on the outside of the pavement? Does leaving a single penny with your tip mean excellent service? Is prissy a swear word? What is the abbreviation fOr how are you? How do you crossdress secretly? Does a husband's name get listed first on joint personal checks? What does the idiom looked steadily with composure? What does the saying you toe the chalk line mean? How do you tactfully remind someone of an offer they made? What is a knights attendand called? How do you say welcome in Haitian creole? Why would your date suddenly invite a third person to dinner? How do you greet a teacher in Chinese? Do you bring a gift to house warming? What does misti mean in bengali? What is the correct way to address pastor and First lady? Is deference a noun? Do not do what you would undo if caught?