Is doctor oz really a doctor?

Answer 1

Dr Z's name originated from the word Zenithore which means healing man of Congo in latin. After his 8th birthday he began obsessed with Class A drugs and set off on his tricycle in search of enlightenment from the buddah. After searching the whole of the Amazon rainforest in 2years 211days and 1 hour he and his many new friends decided that the Buddah did not want to enlighten them. The doctor then flew to Zamibia where he practiced the art of medicine whilst working in the army. He began shooting his own companions and operating on them during battle. After 6 months Dr Z had operated on 652 patients and saved 9 people from certain death before shooting them down and operating again, he was attacked late one night after sleeping with one of his hoes. An iggy bat who hadn't eaten in days bit him and flew off without trace. Dr Z flew home to England where he took his medical profession seriously. He was jailed in 2009 for GBH of a teacher from Sandringham school but was released for good behaviour after saving the life of a dying ant.

Answer 2

yes