As she would say "schwing shwang or peeper"
sam
you call them transgender
penis
A penis lolololololololololol
An actual dentist might, but I wouldn't call it uncommon for you to see one just in a white coat and "formal" work clothes.
dr john
He calls his moped 'Sasha' his car is called maleek
pubes pubes
Bipenal
Penis and testicles.
sperm
"Lund" is what my Pakistani husband told me! ;)