What are some slang terms for an erection?

Answer 1

apparently, this forum is geared to minors, who probably know more terms than me. Because my answers were not accepted, for certain words. This was a waste of my time and will never be used by me again.

Answer 2

Here are some slang terms meaning an erection:

OK for Polite Company (though you really do not want to be talking about your personal erection in polite company):

Eric, Hard or Hard-On, Stiffie, Woody

OK with other guys (usually not for mixed crowds):

Boner, Bone-Daddy, The Horn or A Horn, Chubby, Blue Steel, Throbbing Gristle, to Get it Up (referring to the act of getting an erection)

Funny slang (you might use these in mixed company if you know the women won't be embarrassed by talking about erections):

Full Salute, Morning Glory or Morning Wood or Morning Alarm Clock, Pitching a Tent or Trouser Tent, Marquis or Marquis de Sade (Cockney Rhyming Slang for Hard), Pan Handle,

Also: the term 'piss-proud' refers to a morning erection caused by the bladder being overly full