How do you build a maser?

Answer 1

take one tbs suger(brown) around (55) .12 guage shotgun shells emptied into a big pressur cooker pot (gunpowder and all), then heated with a very hot 1200 + degree heat source till the buckshot is hot enough to glow red. then if you are still standing, throw about 1/2 gallon of non leaded gasoline in , and stir with a

polystyrene mixing spoon. if the spoon doesnt melt then be sure to ad more gas. ok now the spoon has melted , so throw the rest of the foam packing

that you got with your recently purchased tv or other boxed electronic item in.

NOW the hard part lower the heat and let simmer then cover the pressure cooker with its air tight lid (to keep in all the succulent juices).

increase the heat agin and wait ! you will know when its ready

if you wake up wearing wings and hearing harp music playing.