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Visit your local hardware or craft store; that's always a good place to start! Buy multiple wooden dowels, paracord, a large spoon (preferably wooden, but I have seen metal spoons used), wood or craft glue (I use Gorilla Glue), and elastic bands, if you don't already have some lying around the house. The first thing you should do is lay out a dowel and determine at what point you should fasten the spoon. Mark this spot with a marker or felt tip pen. Tie the paracord around the neck of the spoon (just under the bowl of the spoon), and make a loop large enough for one of your dowels to fit through. (You can always tighten this loop later on.) Now it's time to get those elastics ready. Place the spoon at the marked point on the dowel, and with your other hand, wrap one or two elastic bands around this point. Now, with another dowel in your hand, pick up the spoon, now fastened to the dowel, and shove it up your butt.

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